Showing posts with label robert pattinson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label robert pattinson. Show all posts

Thursday

Robert Pattinson's "Allergic" to Vagina !

I hate to say it but "I told you so!" In an earlier post I provided "proof" that Robert Pattinson was gay.

I took a lot of heat for that. But I held my ground. Then the 10th anniversary edition of Details hits the racks later this month and cover boy Pattinson's quoted as saying:

"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."

Allergic? My ass. He wants cock and gents I'm one of the first in line to stick it to him when he comes out of the closet. Oh, here's another tidbit from the article that NEARLY puts the issue of his sexual preference to rest:

"...He also poses with some naked ladies and says that his only relationship of relevance is with his dog."

The great thing about Robert is he can't stop himself from throwing out "revealing" quotes. The more he talks, the more clear it becomes how queer he is. My only wish is that I'm naked on his bed with a boner the night he outs himself!

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Friday

Robert Pattinson's Sagging...

Robert Pattinson's knows for his British style, which I'd call "casual" boarding-school. I don't mind it a bit. Nice to see a hunk like him taking an interest in his clothes and appearance. This sentiment is especially true about this hair (irresistable). Been there done that, right? How about this black-and-white of "workout" Rob...


The scruff...I hope he let's it grow. I fantasize how he'd look with a beard. And the boxers! Rob a sagger? Yep! Makes you want to get behind him and pull his pants down and lick his cute ass.

I won't fixate on Rob's underwear but I do declare that it appears to be coming off dangerously close to his pubes? Take a gander (really, stare as long as you want...I encourage it).

Like what you see?

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Monday

Twilight's Robert Pattinson - Pictures Prove He's Gay?

Rumours are swirling that Rob Pattinson likes men. I saw New Moon and I’m beginning to think the buzz is right. There was NO chemistry between him and Bella. However, watch Pattinson around Dr. Carlisle Cullen (played by hunky Peter Facinelli) and there’s fireworks!

So the hunt begins!

I’ve yet to prove that Pattinson’s trying to pick up Taylor Lautner but I’m still working on it. Yes, perhaps it’s a delusional fantasy of mine, but imagine Lautner topping Pattinson in a lockerroom?!?!

Good friend of mine heard of my QUEST and kindly sent over a pic of Pattinson kissing another guy. He followed that up with a pic of a younger Pattinson posing bare-chested in a black-and-white photo with a boa around his neck.

Hmmm….Gent’s, have I got your attention yet?

Then I recommend you head over to BareMaleCelebs. These guys have secured a set of photos and vids THEY claim prove Pattinson loves the cock.

Curious?

Click Here to See More Photos Proving Rob Pattinson is Gay...