Thursday
Robert Pattinson's "Allergic" to Vagina !
I took a lot of heat for that. But I held my ground. Then the 10th anniversary edition of Details hits the racks later this month and cover boy Pattinson's quoted as saying:
"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."
Allergic? My ass. He wants cock and gents I'm one of the first in line to stick it to him when he comes out of the closet. Oh, here's another tidbit from the article that NEARLY puts the issue of his sexual preference to rest:
"...He also poses with some naked ladies and says that his only relationship of relevance is with his dog."
The great thing about Robert is he can't stop himself from throwing out "revealing" quotes. The more he talks, the more clear it becomes how queer he is. My only wish is that I'm naked on his bed with a boner the night he outs himself!
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Saturday
Zac Efron's "Lost" Shower Photos
Disney executives pegged the scene as too "racy" and ordered the producers to cut it.
The action featured Zac leading a nearly naked musical sequence in the boy's group shower.
The "King Teen" himself kicks off the sequence by getting all steamy wet.
He lathers himself into a soapy sexy frenzy, showing off his gorgeous bod, pecs, face, nipples, and abs. Please drop the soap, Zac, so we can get an eyeful of your bum and balls!
More Pictures of Zac Efron That You Aren't Supposed to See...
Friday
Antonio Sabato Jr. Nude
He's so freakin' manly. And guess what? Testosterone, the movie that spawned the still-valid rumor of him in a gay sex triangle, is one of my all-time faves.
Curious about the tool he's covering with his hands?
Thursday
Justin Timberlake's Sexy New Glasses!
I'm OK with the baggy jeans. I'd really like to help him peel off them denims, though. And the "ska" hat? Works for me. Nicely accents his gorgeous face.
Wednesday
Hot Male Celebs at The Grammy Awards
People bag on Aaron Carter. I love him. He's such a desperate attention whore that he's bound to do stupid shit. I predict he'll 1) release an unauthorized sex tape; 2) have an affair with a male fan; and 3) get busted with a glove compartment full of perocet.
Billy Currington (the red-carpet hunk above) hit me like a jackhammer. Could he be Country Music's Neil Patrick Harris? He's got that Harris vibe IMHO, contrary to pictures of him draped over Taylor Swift. I pray Billy goes to a Las Vegas VIP party, "drops trou,"and gets caught banging a loose-lipped male groupie.
I've had my eye on Jason Mraz (Czech for "come plow me") since his hit single "I'm Yours." I'm taking side bets that he's hung AND uncut! Me thinks I'm going to get a pair of tight pants a la Mraz and strut about the house with a boner singing tracks from "We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things."
Friday
Justin Timberlake Looks Like...
I absolutely believe that Justin would excel at sports. He's not rugby material (though I'd like to seem him in a pair of them shorts. How about tennis? It would be a dream to see him and Rodger Federer battling it out on center court!
But back to the Beck's comparison. How about JT's signature scruff? I'd love to feel it against my face. There's also his shaved head. I think Justin looks AWESOME sans hair! Does wonders for Beckham, too.
This last picture IMHO defines Justin. He's his own man. Intense. Full of sex appeal. An entertainment "alpha male." My bone grows seeing him in black. It's a color that says "I'm one kinky dude in the sack."
Bring it on, JT!
Here's a Bunch of "Unauthorized" Pics of Justin Struttin' His Stuff!
Robert Pattinson's Sagging...
The scruff...I hope he let's it grow. I fantasize how he'd look with a beard. And the boxers! Rob a sagger? Yep! Makes you want to get behind him and pull his pants down and lick his cute ass.
I won't fixate on Rob's underwear but I do declare that it appears to be coming off dangerously close to his pubes? Take a gander (really, stare as long as you want...I encourage it).
Like what you see?
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Thursday
Zac Efron - "Classified" Pictures
His nipples give me an erection. Few men do that for me. Does he shave his chest? I wonder...Check this pic from a Malibu Beach:
He's the whole package! Perfect abs. Gorgeous face. Nice, meaty ass. And a million-dollar smile. Oh, and, for you true Zac fans, yes, sets of "sexy" photos are out on the net. Care to take a peek?
Here's Some Handpicked Photos of Zac Showing Off That Fine Body...
Monday
Twilight's Robert Pattinson - Pictures Prove He's Gay?
So the hunt begins!
I’ve yet to prove that Pattinson’s trying to pick up Taylor Lautner but I’m still working on it. Yes, perhaps it’s a delusional fantasy of mine, but imagine Lautner topping Pattinson in a lockerroom?!?!
Good friend of mine heard of my QUEST and kindly sent over a pic of Pattinson kissing another guy. He followed that up with a pic of a younger Pattinson posing bare-chested in a black-and-white photo with a boa around his neck.
Hmmm….Gent’s, have I got your attention yet?
Then I recommend you head over to BareMaleCelebs. These guys have secured a set of photos and vids THEY claim prove Pattinson loves the cock.
Curious?
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